when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it


you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map


do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor


you have real people who like you



zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously


who do i contact at marvel to get my life back


i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”


#Dear diary #today I went to threaten Scott’s best friend to help me #and he made me try on shirts #I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal when you write it down #but it was in front of a stranger #and the only one that fit was all colorful #you know I can’t wear colors diary #my wardrobe has to be black and gray like my soul #frowny face


Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.


i only accept apologies in cash


G O D  B L E S S  A M E R I C -

“I got into the Captain America costume! I am pleased to say it fits rather well. Didn’t have to make any alterations… I played Loki, dressed as Captain America. Chris was so game. Chris Evans doing an impression of Loki doing an impression of Captain America. It’s kind of amazing.” - Tom Hiddleston

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.