why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*
that flighty temptress, adventure
an AU in which Cas is a cynical asshole, smokes a lot, listens to British progressive rock and does decadent stuff idk
i need this
thank you guys for helping me decide whether to draw the wings!
edit: i’ve changed the wings slightly ‘cause i didn’t quite like them before u3u
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
And by no right shall a warrior of God fall for a son of Adam for this represents a crime and those that cause the lost of feathers are known as poison. Book of Chuck; 5:04.
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
The cold never bothered me anyway.
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad
i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb
i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are